2008/03/22
Tagged on MySpace Tagged...
Well I guess I was tagged... damnit Mike... Oh Well, as part of the ’tagging’ I have to write about 16 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about myself... I will be lucky I have 16 weird things about me, seeing as how normality and me are almost the same thing...

Here goes the neighborhood.

Before I start this, I, first and foremost, want to say: DO WORK!

1. I am horrified by butterflies. I went to a butterfly farm once in Canada, and one landed on me, and moments laters (although it felt like a lifetime) I had a butterfly on my shoulder, a bunch of people laughing at me, and I was standing in a puddle of my own urine... whispering to my girlfriend to get it off me. That day, work was not done.

2. I have spent some time in a federal prison. Not my proudest moment.

3. I once spent 463 hours pretending I was a woman. That involves urinating in the womens room (sitting of course), and lusting over Brad Pitt and David Hasselhoff (dont hassel the hoff).

4. I am a closet black person. Often times I read Ebony (black womans magazine) and smack hoes for not doing my bidding. I like to think that people fear, but sometimes, I stay home and night and cry because I have the physical characteristics of a disabled 11 year old girl.

5. Steven Seagal could whoop the shit out of just about everyone in the world. Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal would create the apocalypse.

6. I have a lot of funs when I go the the bars... I do not drink, but I still have fun.

7. I am a walking encyclopedia of martial arts. I have studied several (I continue to study Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu), and I know the history and other unimportant facts of almost all of them.

8. I once got punched in the face by a girl who resembled Andre the Giant, she was 8ft tall, and looked to me, like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. She hit me for an unknown reason, cause I am sure she didnt hear be barking at her.

9. There are 3 men I trust in this world. My father, my brother, and RuPaul.

10. I like to sing at Karaoke. There are several songs that I do particularly well, and Montell Jordans ’This is How We Do it’ is my favorite.

11. I hate, with a passion, people who are all talk. I will do ANYTHING, it doesnt matter what it is, ANYTHING, because I have no inhibition.

12. There was a lot more lost than freedom during my time in prison. I hold long grudges against the people that I call my ’friends’ for not visiting me. Maybe I need professional help with it. I don’t know.

13. Some people think that I am funny, others think that I am an asshole... personally, I dont care.

14. If I won 1,000,000$, I would pay off my bills... cement my familys future... and purchase 40 virgins.

15. I have one testicle the size of a cantelope and the other is the size of a baby hampster.

16. I hate seafood.

17. Last.... oh boy. My ultimate goal in life is to kill a man named Sue. I have yet to meet a man/boy named Sue, but the day I do, is the day my first victim arrives. I dont want him to suffer, I just want to watch him die. // sk0t @ 7:12 PM :: Comments [0] :: Digg This ::