2007/09/25
PURE HATRED I am directing this letter to commercials in general:

Dear Commercials,
I watch a lot of TV... as a matter of fact, I might watch more TV than anyone EVER. From all the Law & Orders to MacGyver to TLC... I watch a lot. I am so sick and tired of you interrupting every show on TV. You show me images of idiocy... stupid commercials like TrimSpa and Campbells Soup. Sometimes, you bless me with some funny commercials; like the Nextel commercials, or 'on occasion' a good Budweiser one, but most of the time, they are stupid.
Also, I hate the fact that out of the solid hour that most of the shows I watch are scheduled, you take up 15 minutes. You even interrupt the show called 60 Minutes, making it a blatant lie to the whole world, because it should be called: '47 and a half minutes'.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that I hate you. As a matter of fact, this transcends hate, it goes all the way down to my bones. It is a cold chill, and in the middle of the night, while I watch some of my favorite reruns, I think of how nice it would be to kill you.

Mike Tyson had a good quote that reflects how I feel about you and the commercials I watch: "I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."

So to you, I repeat: I HATE YOU

In Disgust,
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